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POSTED ON Jul 8, 2021 1:17:38 GMT

Zac was starting to sweat. "Come on Sneg! Just hammer him already!" The Exeggutor slammed down with another IRON HEAD, cratering the sands and missing his target. The tropical giant let out a long, mournful sound.

"You've gotta look where he's going, now where he is!" Zac called, helpfully. He checked his watch. They needed to wrap this battle up fast. The ice cream eating contest was about to start! "One more! Go go go!" Zac shouted, and Sneg hurled himself at his enemy, swinging his head once more at the nimble foe.

Sneg used IRON HEAD!
Sneg M Frisk/Dragon Hammer, Wood Hammer, Giga Drain, Solar Beam, Leech Seed, Iron Head

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POSTED ON Jul 22, 2021 22:45:43 GMT

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GRASP THE FUTURE

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]His fierce battle against Zac crept closer to its conclusion. Sweat on his brow from the heat, Killian frowned. Loveless vs. Exeggutor. They could do this.

Espeon leaped back, dodging the incoming Iron Head with a feline's grace. They had the perfect opening to unleash their ace in the hole. "Loveless, now!" Psionic energy surged wildly down her fur. Eyes, jewel, and body glowed with a dazzling purple light. Unseen, she expanded her mind into the future. Her sight honed in on the winding path of Sneg's timeline.

Oracle Fracture

A rippling wave of psychic damage struck Sneg from the future. The Z-Moves power is so intense it cascaded backward to attack in the present.

I shall become speed.

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POSTED ON Jul 22, 2021 23:57:49 GMT

There was only one future for Sneg: Defeat.
The psychic energy hit like a sudden realization, shaking Sneg's body like a voodoo doll, throwing leaves and rattling his coconuts. The towering Pokemon slammed down into the sand, forming a lengthy crater.

Zac wiped his brow. "That's one hell of a finisher," he said to Killian, shooting the man an excited grin. "Nothing hits quite like the future."

Killian Wins!
Sneg M Frisk/Dragon Hammer, Wood Hammer, Giga Drain, Solar Beam, Leech Seed, Iron Head

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POSTED ON Jul 23, 2021 10:51:05 GMT

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GRASP THE FUTURE

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]The Z-Move brings the battle to a swift conclusion.

Loveless bound her way back to Killian's side. Exhausted, she barely has the strength to leap onto his shoulder. Once there, the feline curls around his neck to nap.

"Thank you." He returned the man's smile. "It's still a bit much for her to use. We're working out the kinks, though."

I shall become speed.

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POSTED ON Jul 23, 2021 11:46:02 GMT

"One hell of a hit," Zac said softly, smiling at the tuckered-out Espeon. Zac returned Sneg, and headed off towards the tent, gesturing for Killian to follow him. "The ice cream place is over this way!" Zac said, leading the way.

Soon they were seated at long tables. Each team had seven tubs of assorted ice cream in front of them. Once for each contestant. "Rules are easy," Zac called to Killian. "Eat as much as you can!"

First up for Zac was Mamoswine. The beautiful creature's eyes went wide at the first bite of rawst berry ice cream. She had lots of experience rooting around in Zac's garden for tubers and vegetables, but even the occasional fruit couldn't compare to something so sweet.

Lulu was having the time of her life. She shoved her face as deep into the tub as possible, scooping up the ice cream with her thick tongue and staining her fur a gory pink.

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-Highest total wins!
-Rolling over 80+ will make your Pokemon sick/get a brain freeze (and their roll won't count)

Zac: 55 points
Killian: 0 points

Tapu Bulu Grassy Terrain / Wood Hammer, Horn Leech, Nature's Madness, Zen Headbutt, Megahorn, Skull Bash, Z-MOVES

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 10:18:49 GMT

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ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]Killian's first choice is his Glaceon, Snowdrop. The mounting bowl of ice cream before her looks delicious, and she's eager to feast. With a lick of her lips, she stuffs her face into the bowl and begins to feast.

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Total: 11

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:27:03 GMT

Lulu sat back on her chunky haunches, full of strawberry ice cream. "Nice one girl! You finished off the bowl!" Zac said, slapping her flank. "Actually ate some of the bowl too."

Dodrio pecked impatiently at the lid of the next tub, and Zac reached over to open it up. "There ya go girls, get stuck into it!" The bird went to work pecking aggressively at the tub and gulping down chunks of the rocky road.

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Zac: 55 points
Killian: 11 points

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:31:33 GMT

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ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]Snowdrop finished her bowl slowly, but she gets it done. The next on Killian's list of ice cream devourers is Chloramine the Vaporeon. A swagger to her step, she moved to the bowl of delicious strawberry soft serve and dug in. She took her time. Far less of a messy eater than her Glaceon sister.

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Total: 62

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:39:21 GMT

Dodrio stopped suddenly, two mouths hanfway to the bowl and one still in it. The bir bird's eyes went wide and it threw its head back, letting out a terrible screech of pain. "Yikes," Zac said, wincing at the sound, "triple ice cream headache."

Oranguru didn't like ice cream. Instead, the monkey mentor used INSTRUCT on Lulu, sending the Mamoth back for seconds. The shaggy beast gladly dug into Oranguru's choco-banana-supreme.

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Rules:
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-Highest total wins!
-Rolling over 80+ will make your Pokemon sick/get a brain freeze (and their roll won't count)

Zac: 55 points
Killian: 11 points

Killian Decker

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:44:08 GMT

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ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]Sucks to be the Dodrio.

Chloramine finished her bowl and stepped back so that Killian's next Pokemon can feast.

Fearless, Killian's Umbreon is sent out. True to his name, the Dark-type doesn't hesitate to shove his face into the ice cream. He's reckless, taking massive bites without a second thought.

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Total: 122

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:50:03 GMT

It did suck to be the Dodrio, but it didn't suck to be a bomb-ass gator with muscles like a roided up gym junkie and a jaw like a, well, with a jaw to match.

Natsuki wasted no time. She ate the whole damn tub. It was crunchy, and tasted a bit like salted caramel, but mainly like plastic.

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Zac: 90 points

Killian Decker

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:57:49 GMT

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ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]Fearless burped, finished with his treat.

Next on Killian's list is his Flareon. The fluffed up feline is confident he can handle this frosty task without an issue. He is, after all, a master of heat. With a lick of his lips, he dives into the bowl of Rocky road.

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Total: 154

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 12:14:54 GMT

Natsuki chewed off a chunk of the wooden table, trying to settle the terrible swelling and rumbling in her stomach. Unfortunately, that counted as disqualification just as much as throwing up did.

Tapu Bulu was next. The legendary had been knocked around during their battle. Scorched by the Flareon, gnawed on by the Umbreon, and finally defeated just before Zac sent out Sneg.

After such a battle, Zac was happy to see the Bull up and about. Normally it would be sleeping, but recently battled had been leaving the Bull hungry. Hopefully hungry enough to chow down on a bucket of chunky pear gelato.

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Zac: 160 points

Killian Decker

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 12:24:03 GMT

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ICE CREAM SHOWDOWN

WRITTEN FOR Zac Ramsay

[attr="class","hirepost"]The infamous Tapu Bulu. Killian frowned. The thing had proven quite the challenge during their battle. But his Naganadel proved effective in dealing with before its defeat at the hands of Sneg.

Time to see if it could handle its ice cream.

Finished, Flareon stepped away. Sylveon replaced him at the table with a wide smile. Her ribbon-like feelers extend to a nearby spoon. Honestly, her siblings were nothing but animals. Taking big spoonfuls, she begins to eat.

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Total: 154

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